Bakery Fresh
a man f-cks a jelly filled donut and then a girl gives him a bl-w j-b to get the jelly off.
ya, i gave him a bakery fresh last night, it got really messy!
the state of being freshly baked
“they callin’ me bakery fresh, because i’m so freshly baked, and you can’t be layin a finger on tha money that i make…”
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