Boozeconfused
a profound intoxication that brings with it an unparalleled mental and physical confusion. this state is usually -ssoicatied with extreme close talking, midsentence forgetfulness, stumbling, and excessive leaning to the left.
saying and doing things ( including performing acts ) that you would never do if you were sober.
i was so boozeconfused last night that i tried to pick up my own girlfriend at the bar and she shut me down.
my buddy was so boozeconfused at the strip club last night he though we were at the petting zoo that got us all kicked out.
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