Bakewell Fart


the smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of mr kipling’s finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn’t had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
let’s wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a bakewell fart

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