Baking Cookies
to have s-x. to produce cookies. see -rg-sm.
the proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.
getting it on; having hot hot s-x.
“mom, i’m going to my boyfriends house now.”
“what are you going to do there?”
“oh, probably just baking cookies.”
“okay, honey, have fun.”
to make a crispy flat cake made out of dough.
i was baking cookies for my guests.
the act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked
i was so high last night that i pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.
new way of saying we had s-x or wanna have s-x
gf: me and my bf are baking cookies tonight
bf: h-lls yea
random guy:he must be gay
getting extremely baked
tess: yeah, i’ll be over at allie’s baking cookies.
tess’ mom: alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.
the act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the p-n-s is left out.
i was baking cookies when this b-tch p-ssy farted all over my nuts.
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