balanced gopnik
a white trash russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. will usually say “oi blyat” to those who p-ss by. be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.
troy: hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
alex: why bro?
troy: cause there’s a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
alex: thanks bro, i could have been killed.
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