bald fetish
the fetish to want to have s-x with a bald person’s head, pour hot b-tter on it and lick it off, put an xxl condom on a bald person’s head and shove it up someone’s v-g-n- or -sshole, effectively suffocating and killing the bald person, etc. bald fetish can also tie with the fetish of finding shaved ball sacks insanely attractive.
“yo andy, that guy’s looking at your naked head really weird. i think he has a bald fetish.”
at that, andy ran.
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