bald james


someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amus-m-nt!
girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that nasa has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the sp-ce aliens?

girl two: ya she’s such a bald james, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!

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