bald paolo


a man who suffers from male pattern baldness in the worst way. the bald paolo may simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that he has no hair and will even attempt to grow and style it regardless of the harsh reality.
“my god, have you seen bald paolo recently? he claims to have grown a full head of hair! its just a skullet!”

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