bald tires
1) the last resort booty-call.
2) something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.
guy a: “yeah, i texted all my usual booty-calls but none of them replied. i’m going to have to resort to my bald tires.”
guy b: “what? there’s like a 50% chance that’s going to be a m-ssive fail.”
guy a: “i’m desperate, man. i got no other choice.”
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