Baldammered


to get drunk enough for everyone to just about realise
vinny: hey i had this well wierd dream last night that i could suck myself off and i was in kyles car and he wouldnt let me.
kyle: oh my god, vinny’s baldammered!
greg: that’s only his second can.

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