Baldeus Bastardus
latin for bald b-st-rd.
when said fast, you can call someone a bald b-st-rd to their face without them knowing.
a phrase first used by the ancient greeks.
‘f-ck me! put your hat back on. i can’t see for the sun bouncing off your head’.
‘f-ck you!’
‘no f-ck you! you baldeus b-st-rdus’
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