Baldouchebag


someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. they aspire to settle down with a nice “gilf” or “ya mudda.” after working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly b-tton. see dominizing.
ken – hey braden do you see that?
braden – see what?
ken – the baldouchebag.
braden – dear lord, he would.
ken – smells like belly b-tton lint doesn’t it?

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