Baldy Fudge Packer


someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. aka the back p-ssage. the rear end. -n-l.

i’ll smash baldy f-dg- p-ck-r’s doors in!
that’s one nice baldy f-dg- p-ck-r.
i’m the only baldy f-dg- p-ck-r in the village.
you might say he swings towards the baldy f-dg- p-ck-r side.

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