Bali Shag
well bali sh-g is a tobacco, but a bali sh-g is when your doin some broad doggy, and you got your groove goin so you reach for some nice fine rolling tobacco and procede to roll and smoke a handmade ciggarette all the while making her scream.
man i bali sh-gged this hot milf last night, she made me sh-g her again so she could have one.
the act of having s-x with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted hiv/aids and a string of other diseases.
rod: you get a bali sh-g?
bob: almost…
rod: huh?
bob: i brought one of the local sl-ts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the b-tch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. it totally freaked me out!!!
rod: eww man that’s real dirty in a third world sl-t kinna way… so what you do?
bob: the only thing i could, i paid her 1 dollar and threw her aids ridden -ss over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
rod: lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has hiv! it’s not worth having a bali sh-g, just f-ck the tourist’s man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
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