ball bagged
the status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a “ball bagger”..
this sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of “freedom” and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..
usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female “owners”. any attempt to -ssert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, s-x strikes and threats of “violence by proxy” often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..
a ball bagged man is the b-tt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. but never has any real fun anymore, because his b-lls, are in “she who must be obeyed”‘s handbag..
bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. the price would be too high and he didn’t want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
to be drunk off your t-ts.. so drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
jim- dude i was b-llb-gged last night.
alan- i know ya, so was i.
or
jim- im gonna get f-cking b-llb-gged tonight.
alan- ya, me too.
to be drunk off your t-ts.. so drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
jim- dude i was b-llb-gged last night.
alan- i know ya, so was i.
or
jim- im gonna get f-cking b-llb-gged tonight.
alan- ya, me too.
to get so drunk, drunk enough to do something very humourous that you will be raked about for weeks
origniated in northern ireland
“he was ball bagged the f-ck last night”
“as were you. you got off with a guy”
“o dear. that is embar-ssing”
means very very drunk.
royal navy origins.
i am absolutely ball-bagged!
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