Ball Category
t-st-cl-s come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. b-lls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. they are defined as follows
category 1- the creme de la creme of b-ll-cks. tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
category 2- trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. a slight smell of sweat is ok, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
category 3- untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the ‘fro.
category 4- scr-t-m appears to have sp-ce for at least 4 more t-st-cl-s, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
category 5- alien nards. something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
oh no, i won’t be sleeping with jeff again. he was lurking in ball category 4!
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