ball crust


a crusty substance coming off of some guy’s b-lls. this is an advanced stage of crotch rot. it mostly comes from not showering, not cleaning your b-lls or wearing the same boxers/tighty whities for weeks, even months.
guy: what the h-ll is all that nasty crusty stuff coming out of that guy’s pant leg?
other guy: aww dude… he has a serious condition of ball crust. i bet his boxers have fused with his scr-t-m by now considering the output of the crust.
towelie: wanna go get high?

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