Ball Me


top definition
asking someone to p-ss you a ball, generally a basketball. or sometimes backyard football.
hey man ball me.
hey im gonna run a post ball me.
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used as a battle cry before a vicious play in a sporting event. usually a blocked shot in basketball
“ball me!”
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in the late 60’s and early 70’s it meant f-ck me!!
do you wanna ball??
i want you to ball me!
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to seek help or guidance from somebody.
“do you get this math homework” “yeah do you?” “no can you ball me”

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