Ball Monger
one who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. a viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. “that guy sucks. he is such a ball monger!”
our current president is a f-cking ball monger
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the sweaty and stanky film that forms on your b-lls or groin area from being unkempt or unclean. he got ball plaque when he didn’t shower for three days.
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males ready to suck some b-lls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can’t do anything about the imminent rape. joey had b-llsack fever last month. we haven’t heard from him since.
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- Ball Wire
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