Ball-Sac Polisher
“ball-sac polisher” (or “bsp”) is both a noun and verb: it refers to a man who worships a scratch golfer or blue-blood regardless of his character; as well as his actions. the bsp will seek the opinion of the most clueless scratch player or blue-blood over that of an imminent authority on any subject at all including engineering, science, medicine and astrophysics; he will buy unlimited drink and food for a scratch player or blue-blood in return for no more than an acknowledgement of existence, smile, nod or look of approval, without any expectation or possibility of reciprocation. a bsp is akin to a lapdog, sidekick, chump or loser.
bsp is a term of art coined in the 1990’s by a doctor in troy, ny, who noticed that many newly admitted public employment and other working cl-ss members to the city’s country club (admitted when the economy caused the once exclusive country club to essentially be a quasi-public course) would do anything just to obtain the slightest acknowledgment or glance of approval from a scratch player or long-standing blue-blood member. scratch players and blue-bloods at the cc of troy have accepted the adoration and offerings of the bsp so eagerly that their symbiotic relationship has established the prevalent culture at that club, and a precedent for many others, which exists to this day.
“johnny is such a ball-sac polisher.”
“here comes phil, followed by his entourage of obsequious bsps.”
“john wouldn’t be such a bad guy if he wasn’t always ball-sac polishing that untalented hack.
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