Ballantines Day
instead of spending february 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of ballantines scotch whiskey.
herb : are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?
murray : nah mate, i don’t celebrate that hallmark holiday. i’m celebrating ballantines day instead…..probably won’t be in to work tomorrow….or in a relationship.
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