Ballard Jackhammer
a s-x act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
some f-#%face woke me up with the ballard jackhammer again this morning. it goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
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