ballbonic plague
a rash on the b-ttocks of a woman from sitting on an exercise/stability ball instead of an office chair; possibly from a allergic reaction to the special burst-proof plastic material that the ball is made of.
“i think i have to bag my stability ball & go back to using a chair at the office. i got the ballbonic plague.
a rash on the taint/abc region of a woman from having a mans dirty b-lls slapping against it during missionary intercourse.
susan-“ahh, my taint itches. do you have any ointment?
amy-“sorry, no. what happened?”
susan-“i think i got the ballbonic plague from this long haul trucker i was f-cking yesterday. i knew his b-lls smelled funny.”
amy-(vomits)
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