banana brained


original:
“of limited intelligence who can’t keep his mind on the task at hand” (adjective refering to a person)
reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
“very dumb” (adjective refering to an idea)
implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

new: united states army specicial forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in afghanistan, meaning specifically “shot to the head” (verb), “a really, really dead _______” {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or “just got killed in a very bad way” (statement). statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

originated from a very dark humor joke:
joke teller – “what’s the last thing that goes through a terrorit’s mind?”
recipient – “i don’t know, what?”
teller – (at this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) “i don’t know either, but it looks like a banana!”
original:

adjective refering to a person –
after the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were “you banana brained moron! were you even wacting the road!”

adjectiver refering to an idea-
“most of the cl-ss will be p-ssing, except for young mr. smith here. his banana brained political thesis “toking presidents = world peace” has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this.”

new:

verb –
“d-mn, johnson’s h-t!”
“he gonna make it?”
“no, banana brained.”

adjective –
“i told you he’s a crack shot. look at this poor banana brained fool.”

statement –
“shot’s away. let’s give it two seconds flight time and…ouch. banana brained.”

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