balldét
a custom built shower feature, consisting of a high pressure water jet designed to clean a man’s b-lls. this is a luxurious and thorough means to clean an often neglected area. often seen accompanied by led lights and magnifying mirrors.
“hey, what did you think of my new shower?”
“yeah that balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new ferrari!”
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