Ballenger


the act of switching sports team in mid life. no grown man should ever switch teams they root for after entering adulthood.
man the jets are going to suck this year. perhaps this year i will pull a ballenger and root for the raiders.
a man who sits down on the toilet to urinate.
i walked in on ricky and saw that it he was a ballenger.

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