Ballnormous


a person, generally a man, who is large in stature, well-muscled, and who sets the standard in not-to-be-f-cked-with. such a person is usually left alone by others, except when some random (usually drunk) idiot gets the wise idea to start something. this random idiot is always quickly beaten to a bl–dy pulp before having his t-st-cl-s ripped off and shoved down his own throat.
man 1: duuuude! look at that huge bruiser! he looks like he could snap your back with two fingers!

man 2: yeah… he’s freakin ballnormous!

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