balloon animals
1) noun- used as a replacement for the word “condom.” in doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms.
2) verb- when one says they’re “making” balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have s-x. this is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had s-x.
1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; “bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight…can you lend me some?” (girl remains oblivious)
2) guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), “what did you do last night?” second guy: “ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. even one time in the shower.” (parents remain oblivious)
when laying on your back and someone licks your -ss and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral s-x on yourself at the same time.
last night this chick licked my -ss and made me suck my own d-ck at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the sh-t .
noun– the act of getting a bl-wj-b while wearing a condom.
i was at thai touch when i got a balloon animal.
someone who is stupid to the third power. the response to their actions or words is frequently, “wow….just….wow.”
was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? what a balloon animal.
a person who goes through condoms like crazy
dude, so i have this new girlfriend, we have s-x 24/7…. she’s turning me into a balloon animal
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