balloon condom
a person whose p-n-s is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
“so tell me jane, how was your date night with tim last night?”
“who tim?! pft… that guy’s such a balloon condom! i spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my d-ld-“
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