balloon dog years scale
similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.
the scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that’s the age of your balloon dog.
example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
etc.
there is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
person 1: aw, your balloon dog is so cute. what’s his name and how old is he?
person 2: thanks. his name is mello and he’s 1 month old today.
person 1: wow. so he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . happy birthday mello!
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