balloon porn


p-rn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves s-xually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
there is an episode of bobs burgers where it is revealed linda’s father is into balloon p-rn and would like linda’s mother to play s-xually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn’t care for startling noises.

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