ballous


pr-nounced “baa-lous” – a contraction of the words b-tt and callous. a term describing the desensitization of the b-tt and groin that comes with sitting on a bicycle seat for extended periods. without a proper ballous, cycling for long durations becomes extremely painful.
floyd: man- those guys on the tour de france are impressive. they can ride for hour after hour on those crazy hard seats!

greg: i know, i wish i had a ballous like that- i was riding last weekend and after several hours, i hurt so bad i couldn’t sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- it was like some medieval torture device!
cool kid who is very s-xy that lives in kingwood and is n-gg-‘s with michael rivera
man check out hot n-gg- ballou

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