Balls Alarm
the act of being woken up by your dog jumping up onto your bed and sticking his paw right on your ball sack. usually results in you waking up earlier than you wanted to and in a lot of pain.
-i was trying to sleep in on sunday morning until my dog gave me a b-lls alarm.
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in running, jogging and walking, a mile that may not be certified to the standard of 5280 feet long. an approximation of a mile, more likely rounded up than down. slightly derogatory, as the presumption is the number has been overstated. did you run 5 miles or 5 dilly miles?
- balls down
busted. caught with your pants down, literally or figuratively. i got caught, b-lls down, with my girlfriend’s mom
- baloney drapes
unusually oversized l-b– major d-mn the baloney drapes on that chick remind me of the inside of an arby’s roast beef sandwich
- Dillywad
a skateboarder trick in which the skateboarder stands on one foot in his living room and flips the board with his eyes closed while chewing a wad of bubblegum anthony was dillywadding in the parlor 1 more definition a complte and total idot dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever f-ckin seen
- hoookey
giving a person mad dome usually towards a person with the name connor hey! i gave concon some nice hoookey today!