balls cold


a time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it – your b-lls.
common during the winter, esp. in chicago, new york, and nantucket.
bro i walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. it was b-lls cold.
a expression of how cold it is, either used alone, or in a scale. the logical extension of “cold as b-lls”
primus: it is b-lls cold, dude.

secundus: how may b-lls?

primus: three b-lls, man. three b-lls cold.

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