balls early


when you have to wake up early as f-ck. when you beat the sun, and get out of bed at the -ss-crack of dawn crying “bring it on!”. it’s a gung-ho jolly sort of good time
we ask that you please pardon mr. carrell’s not-so-sunny disposition…he was up b-lls early today.

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