Balls Thirsty
the most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one’s scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.
guy 1: dood, i’ve been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and i finally shook her…, am i ever b-lls thirsty!!
guy 2: sh-t bruh, stay right there, i’ll go get you the biggest water bottle i can find!
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