Balls to contact


1. an adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put b-lls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. a somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their b-lls on it).
1. that was b-lls to contact the worst concert i’ve ever heard.

2. this is b-lls to contact the best beer i’ve had in a long time.

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