Balls to my life
a mix of the popular term “f-ck my life” and the term “b-lls to you,” recently popularized by liza minnelli. used in anger or exasperation at daily events.
jim: i need some coffee…
bill: you can’t, somebody cr-pped in the office coffee machine again.
jim: b-lls to my life.
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