ballsack mattress
a b-llsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.
that shorty rode the d-ck bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the b-llsack mattress.
rob: i’m so tired i could sleep on the b-llsack mattress.
tom: dude, that’s gay
rob: so what. it’s comfortable as h-ll.
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