Ballsackimus Maximus
1. the muscle that makes your n-ts-ck move vertically when you take a deep breath.
2. a general term for the scr-t-.
when it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your b-llsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.
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