ballsexual
a male that is completly obsessed with the sport of basketball. usually has facebook status, or personal messages involving basketball. will dedicate an entire summer to basketball and will choose basketball over anything or anyone, such as vacations and girlfriends.
boy 1: “dude i found these chicks that want to have s-x with us!”
boy 2: “omfg when!?”
boy 1: “tonight!”
boy 2: “oh, i wish i could, but i really should practice my freethrows..”
boy 1: “wow dude, your such a b-lls-xual”
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