Ballsgash


an oxymoronic term used to describe something intolerably rubbish. stems from the british slang ‘b-lls’, as in, ‘that’s just b-lls’ and the slang ‘gash’, as in, ‘that’s just gash’.
mark just bought a new car, but it’s f—ing b-llsgash. it only cost him a tenner.

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