ballsistic pissiles
while taking a p-ss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of s-m-n from recently busting a fresh nut. the p-ss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. the aftermath can be devastating.
gary: dude i just got done nailing this fat chick. she had a bad case of fupa and didn’t…hold on a sec i will be right back. gotta take a p-ss.
frank: how long ago did you nail this fatty? don’t let your guard down, you may get attacked by b-llsistic p-ssiles.
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