balmered
the result of too much mdma (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. it results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality
jake: have you heard ben? he was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his nans.
sam: oh no, he’s balmered again
get a mug for your mom nathalie.
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