BALOF


balof or balof, pr-n. bay-lahf

a woman’s face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man’s s-m-n/-j-c-l-t–n, i.e., an acronym for blow a load on face. a woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.

meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man’s life.
man 1: balof alert!
man 2: aww, yeahh.

or

man 1: now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: that’s what i’m talkin’ bout.

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