Balrus
(n.) someone whose shirt or article of clothing is too s-xy for them.
guy 1: that girl’s so flat that she’s hollow!
guy 2: and she thinks she can go strapless! what a balrus.
a 20 ft creature that is half bear and half walrus. it has the body of a walrus that is covered in fur, it has two bear hands instead of flippers, and the face of a bear with one long tusk. a balrus can take on any shape and any form. if you ever come across a balrus there are two things you should never do: turn your back and look it in the eyes. they can levitate over water and will kill you for fun. they like to chill on golf course.
that b-tch may or may not have been a balrus.
2012….the balruses will have their day.
my god we walked right into it…..there were balruses everywhere
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