Baltimore Bathtub
when a storm drain in the city of baltimore swells up during a heavy rain fall. the contents of the storm drain wells up to the top to reveal the varying grotesqueries of baltimorron street sc-m, such as: used condoms, beer bottled, urine, feces, j-zz, dead rats, roaches, dead cats, dead seals from the national aquarium, loose head hair, mcdonalds soda cups, dead human bodies, etc….the list goes on, and on and …..
dude 1- hey, i was walking to the subway staion when i stepped into a baltimore bathtub. i pushed on a few feet past it, but was overcome by the odor and vomitted all over myself.
dude 2- don’t worry man, no one will notice on the metro. you’ll fit in with all the other dirty sc-m bags.
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