baludinaut
when a man holds a fart in for such an extended amount of time that the gas is actually expulsed from one’s d-ck, often causing a quick and painful death.
guy 1: “dude, where’s guy 2?”
guy 3: “i think he went to that chick’s house”
guy 4: “dude! didn’t you hear?? he held it in too long and had a severe baludinaut. he’s h-lla dead”
guy 1: “….he should’ve just farted
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