Bama Blinder


when a guy rests his nut sack on a girl’s eyes-temporarly blinding her
cliff: man, if she can see straight, i don’t know my business

max: what do you mean?

cliff: while she was sleeping, i squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. she’ll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!

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