Bamboo Bitch


a stoner who isn’t that tight with all the other stoners, or the new guy in the click. he is sent to buy the papers, get the food, bring the entertainment, grab the pipes, etc.

he is called a “bamboo b-tch” because the new stoner is calm and rather indifferent, as he knows he cannot upset his only source (for the time being) of drugs, and because pandas have these same qualities (bamboo being a panda’s primary source of food). he is a b-tch because he does everything for everybody else.
kyle is such a bamboo b-tch.

get that bamboo b-tch over here! i have the munchies!

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